The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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