As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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