Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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