I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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