haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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