Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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