Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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