im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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