My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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