I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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