You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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