Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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