Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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