Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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