he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize