believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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