watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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