this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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