Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Goodbee
i think i just lost a toe
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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