i just sent this text using only my big toe
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
This is the high leading the old right now
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
