sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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