I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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