She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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