Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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