Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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