Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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