Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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