He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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