I hate all girls vehemently.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
