Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
someone owes me an orgasm
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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