I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
