So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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