We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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