he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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