You work out of a Hotel?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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