yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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