he wants to bone in the snuggie
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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