he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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