Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Your tits are I can't wait for
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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