At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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