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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile

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  But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  just come out here and I will go home with you...

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  :( I miss blowjobs.

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  This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  we should probably just go check in at the police station right now

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.

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• (951): View more from California

  I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home

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• (951): View more from California

  I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.

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