Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION