can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots