i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I am one with the molecules
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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