So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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