Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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