I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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