I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just cropdusted the office
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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