I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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