Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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