We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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