The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Someone came in the potted fern
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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