FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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