My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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