I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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