Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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